r/mildlyinteresting • u/Coneskater • Dec 06 '16

Quality Post Grocery store in Germany has started importing Arizona Ice Tea Cans and covers up the 99¢ with mini American Flag stickers

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Stop being negative. If I've ever learned anything from TV it's that you just gotta let a taxi driver steal your kidney and you'll get a new liver

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u/pawnmarcher Dec 06 '16

GOD DAMMIT FRANK

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u/lambastedonion Dec 06 '16

I don't know how long I have left on this planet, but I'm gonna get wierd with it.

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u/David_JW Dec 06 '16

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

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u/jhall1021 Dec 06 '16

Probably my favorite Frank line ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

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u/HVY_METAL Dec 06 '16

http://imgur.com/9ebiDVc ill just leave this here

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Now block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone!

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u/drparmfontanaobgyn Dec 06 '16

"Now flush that turd down the drain!"

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u/shortbusterdouglas Dec 07 '16

Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

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u/YinzHardAF Dec 06 '16

JEEEESUS FRANK. JESUS FRANKJESUS! SOMEBODYS GONNA GET STABBED!

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

My girlfriend was so happy he was dying, and as soon as they rushed him away she just started yelling dammit at the top of her lungs. It was a beautiful moment.

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u/Megmca Dec 06 '16

Poor Charlie.

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u/DemonicCatapult Dec 06 '16

Have you no shame?

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u/PremiumCutsofAwful Dec 06 '16

Shame? What's that?

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u/DemonicCatapult Dec 06 '16

no shame equals shameless. u/codeklutch's post was the plot to one of the episodes of the tv show "Shameless".

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u/SinSeared Dec 06 '16

Just remember you posed the question on Reddit.

ON REDDIT!!

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u/DemonicCatapult Dec 06 '16

no shame equals shameless. u/codeklutch's post was the plot to one of the episodes of the tv show "Shameless".

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Hey I just saw this episode. It takes a little more than some measly liver failure to stop a Gallagher.

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Same here. Thank God for that show because this is my highest up voted comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

The show is still good man. Few shows can remain interesting and fun to watch 7 seasons in.

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u/DickMcLongCock Dec 06 '16

I stopped watching it cause they focus too much on sex, it's just unnecessary. I've watched Porno's with fewer sex scenes.

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u/AK_Happy Dec 06 '16

Anyone who uses my kidneys will die anyway. SUCKERS!

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u/hubristichumor Dec 06 '16

Well if he had liver disease, his test results would be positive.

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u/kate-plus-self-hate Dec 06 '16

I understand that reference

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

"I have been given a second chance!" chugs Hennessey

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

/r/IASIP would be proud :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

The window of time in which you made this comment roughly coincides with the window of time in which I watched that episode. Neat.

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Same here. Saw it 2 nights ago. Glad I didn't fuck anything up for you

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

What TV show is this? I saw Frank and Gallager and assumed it was Shameless but I don't get the reference.

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u/Zombie_Aficionado ​ Dec 06 '16

I havent got that far yet 😑 thanks stranger

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Carl gets cancer.