r/mildlyinteresting • u/Coneskater • Dec 06 '16

Quality Post Grocery store in Germany has started importing Arizona Ice Tea Cans and covers up the 99¢ with mini American Flag stickers

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Well it isn't called "fire tea".

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u/originalusername__ Dec 06 '16

"fire tea"

Now with 20% more peyote!

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u/PolyesterPoppycock Dec 06 '16

LET THE VISION QUESTING BEGIN!

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u/FosterGoodmen Dec 06 '16

My father used to do tons of peyote while playing on the drums. Too bad I only saw him on the weekend.

Apparently you can get away with going on a vision quest while at work on a weekday.

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u/BigLebowskiBot Dec 06 '16

Is this a... what day is this?

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u/FosterGoodmen Dec 06 '16

Is this a... what day is this?

Well I do work sir, so if you don't mind..

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u/TwoHands Dec 06 '16

Yeah, that would be Phoenix. The city where a heatwave killed tons of homeless and elderly, while the most popular stolen item was home air conditioning units (which could add to the sick/elderly death toll).

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u/trueluck3 Dec 06 '16

I want one of those

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u/themarfin Dec 06 '16

"Wissotzky. Earl Gray. Sweet. Green. Long ago, the four teas were cold brewed in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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u/Super_Pan Dec 06 '16

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

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u/drunkenstyle Dec 06 '16

It is if it's my mixtape