r/mildlyinteresting • u/Coneskater • Dec 06 '16

Quality Post Grocery store in Germany has started importing Arizona Ice Tea Cans and covers up the 99¢ with mini American Flag stickers

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u/Rotatos Dec 06 '16

Jesus that would actually be a miracle.

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u/dc-vm Dec 06 '16

Or liver disease.

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Stop being negative. If I've ever learned anything from TV it's that you just gotta let a taxi driver steal your kidney and you'll get a new liver

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u/pawnmarcher Dec 06 '16

GOD DAMMIT FRANK

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u/lambastedonion Dec 06 '16

I don't know how long I have left on this planet, but I'm gonna get wierd with it.

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u/David_JW Dec 06 '16

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

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u/jhall1021 Dec 06 '16

Probably my favorite Frank line ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

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u/HVY_METAL Dec 06 '16

http://imgur.com/9ebiDVc ill just leave this here

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Now block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone!

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u/drparmfontanaobgyn Dec 06 '16

"Now flush that turd down the drain!"

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u/shortbusterdouglas Dec 07 '16

Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

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u/YinzHardAF Dec 06 '16

JEEEESUS FRANK. JESUS FRANKJESUS! SOMEBODYS GONNA GET STABBED!

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

My girlfriend was so happy he was dying, and as soon as they rushed him away she just started yelling dammit at the top of her lungs. It was a beautiful moment.

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u/Megmca Dec 06 '16

Poor Charlie.

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u/DemonicCatapult Dec 06 '16

Have you no shame?

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u/PremiumCutsofAwful Dec 06 '16

Shame? What's that?

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u/DemonicCatapult Dec 06 '16

no shame equals shameless. u/codeklutch's post was the plot to one of the episodes of the tv show "Shameless".

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u/SinSeared Dec 06 '16

Just remember you posed the question on Reddit.

ON REDDIT!!

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u/DemonicCatapult Dec 06 '16

no shame equals shameless. u/codeklutch's post was the plot to one of the episodes of the tv show "Shameless".

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Hey I just saw this episode. It takes a little more than some measly liver failure to stop a Gallagher.

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Same here. Thank God for that show because this is my highest up voted comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

The show is still good man. Few shows can remain interesting and fun to watch 7 seasons in.

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u/DickMcLongCock Dec 06 '16

I stopped watching it cause they focus too much on sex, it's just unnecessary. I've watched Porno's with fewer sex scenes.

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u/AK_Happy Dec 06 '16

Anyone who uses my kidneys will die anyway. SUCKERS!

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u/hubristichumor Dec 06 '16

Well if he had liver disease, his test results would be positive.

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u/kate-plus-self-hate Dec 06 '16

I understand that reference

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

"I have been given a second chance!" chugs Hennessey

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

/r/IASIP would be proud :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

The window of time in which you made this comment roughly coincides with the window of time in which I watched that episode. Neat.

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Same here. Saw it 2 nights ago. Glad I didn't fuck anything up for you

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

What TV show is this? I saw Frank and Gallager and assumed it was Shameless but I don't get the reference.

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u/Zombie_Aficionado ​ Dec 06 '16

I havent got that far yet 😑 thanks stranger

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u/codeklutch Dec 06 '16

Carl gets cancer.

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u/Arclite83 Dec 06 '16

It's nickel shot night!

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u/pointlessvoice Dec 06 '16

ya know, coloring?

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u/hogthehedge Dec 06 '16

Killing me softly with his words...

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u/thrilldigger Dec 06 '16

As opposed to what it is now - diabetes in a can.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

With prices like that you can afford a 2nd liver.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

r/drunk

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u/moparornocar Dec 06 '16

that would be deadly. long islands are too good, end up drinking 5 or 6 then realize how drunk you are.

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u/snoharm Dec 06 '16

If you don't know that you're drunk before you hit six Long Islands, you either have a horrific problem or your bartender is regulating for you.

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u/moparornocar Dec 06 '16

oh you know youre drunk, they just go down too quick and you end up too drunk. also partially why i dont drink anymore.

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u/thespo37 Dec 06 '16

Porque no lod dos ¿

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u/EhrmantrautWetWork Dec 06 '16

It's currently .99c diabetes

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Well, I mean the water is coming from Long Island.

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u/neocommenter Dec 06 '16

"yeah, I'm pretty sure we'll die if we go to O'Halligans"

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u/MrNegativePositive Dec 06 '16

Or liver failure

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u/AngrySmapdi Dec 06 '16

There's a difference?

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u/Deja_Boom Dec 06 '16

Probably get liver disease just as fast drinking the tea...

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u/Rulebreaking Dec 06 '16

Ah yes, the best kind of disease.

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u/Exiled_Badger82 Dec 06 '16

That would be a miracle at this point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

I think the closest we got to that was 4loco...and we all remember how that ended.

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u/yoyodude64 Dec 06 '16

If you remember how that ended, you're doing it wrong

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u/crosscreative Dec 06 '16

If you ever remember drinking 4Loco, you never actually had one.

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u/pennradio Dec 06 '16

I brought you four Four Loko's. That's sixteen Loko's.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

I remember. I remember the rot gut and tears. I had 2. Never again...

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u/Drpickless Dec 06 '16

They still make loko they just took out the caffeine he'll its 11am here in sunny Florida and I'm bout to pound one before work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

All you have to do if you want to stick it to the man and his "laws" is mix in a few scoops of Jack3d

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16 edited Jun 28 '17

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u/GRWAFGOI Dec 06 '16

with some OG 4lokos

you mean vodka red bulls?

or do you think they were the first ones to put energy drink and booze together?

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u/WhenTheBeatKICK Dec 06 '16

OG 4loko's meaning the one's with caffeine. they took out the caffeine and the original's slowly went out of stock and were no more. state next to us still had some for a bit. 4loko was just the first to make it super popular and cheap and it came in a large can. We used to gather our loose change up and get drunk freshman year.

vodka red bull = robot water = what i order at the bar now when im trying to have a long night. ain't cheap like a loko though!

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u/GRWAFGOI Dec 06 '16

don't order it at a bar and it will be...

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u/WhenTheBeatKICK Dec 06 '16

the vodka maybe. red bull is not cheap for the amount you get compared to the other energy drinks. i know, i spend way too much on the new yellow ones

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Great! now my skin is all prickly.

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u/Father_Swagingham Dec 09 '16

Where the hell do you work?

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u/lionorderhead Dec 06 '16

How come no one remembers sparks?

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u/Erik7575 Dec 06 '16

Holy crap I don't know what I blackout on worst 4locos or bars.

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u/browncoat_girl Dec 06 '16

I don't think you're taking Xanax right.

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u/tbridge94 Dec 06 '16

I don't remember how it ended bit it began with a handful of adderol and 2 four loos the next day I woke up in the middle of Antarctica

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

if by Antarctica you mean morgue

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u/Throtex Dec 06 '16

OK Buzz Aldrin

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u/Zombocalypse_ Dec 06 '16

Loved those in Highschool.

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u/amalgam_reynolds Dec 06 '16

I got you four 4 Lokos, that's 16 Loko!

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u/hypmoden Dec 06 '16

that would taste bad

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u/lolzfeminism Dec 06 '16

But think of how wasted you could get!

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u/Doomsdayer Dec 06 '16

Arnie 24 hands would be the true miracle. Stumbling drunks yelling FORE!

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u/usr_bin_laden Dec 06 '16

Jesus turned water to wine, maybe he can turn tea into liquor.

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u/Dkjq58 Dec 06 '16

Ha, a bar I frequented in college had $4 PITCHERS of Long Islands every Wednesday. That was intense.

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u/Rotatos Dec 06 '16

....I get a Long Island for $8 if I'm lucky, and those are usually VERY VERY weak.

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u/STFUNeckbeard Dec 06 '16

That would be disgusting.

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u/cspyny Dec 06 '16

That would make me very happy!

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u/iLikeR3ddit Dec 06 '16

Or a 4loko.

RIP

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u/FlyinDanskMen Dec 06 '16

There's a bar 1-2 blocks from ASU in the bar district that used to sell LIIT for $2. In a pint glass. It was dangerous.

Also there was a place on Thursdays 1 mile away from campus that had a $10 cover and penny 12 oz beers. ASU was a good place to get drunk. This was a time when 90% of Reddit was in grade school or younger though....

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u/Toast_Sapper Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 06 '16

And thus the Lord spake,

"And ye shall mix all liquors into one,

Until no more liquor shall be added,

And splash it with Coca Cola until brown,

And thus shall be tea of Long Island,

Which makes Wives lose their garb,

And good men lose their sense,

And known as 'Arizona' for all time."

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

That would be the beginning of a long, sad road to cirrhosis for many alcoholics I know...