r/mildlyinteresting • u/Coneskater • Dec 06 '16

Quality Post Grocery store in Germany has started importing Arizona Ice Tea Cans and covers up the 99¢ with mini American Flag stickers

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

America doesn't import freedom, they export it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 26 '22

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u/CarbineFox Dec 06 '16

Per megaton.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/McMaggots Dec 06 '16

Are you kidding me, give a man and a woman her gun she is fine.

Give him a truck he flips out. Truck drivers are known for two things.

Wreckless driving and good massages.

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u/silentanthrx Dec 06 '16

megaton/barrel? mt/b?

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u/4DimensionalToilet Dec 06 '16

Looked it up, and it's crazy expensive.Right now Freedom costs $51.36/barrel.

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u/ItsMacAttack ​ Dec 06 '16

And we are just GIVING it away! No wonder out national debt is so high!

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u/4DimensionalToilet Dec 06 '16

Best used salesman, perhaps?

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u/Fartbox_Virtuoso Dec 06 '16

In the form of Cluster Bombs.

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u/sjdr92 Dec 06 '16

They could do with importing some freedom and democracy though