I flew out of Terminal 1 at AICM, Benito Juárez International airport today, June 1, 2026 and had a pair of earrings stolen out of my carry-on bag during the TSA vaggage screening process. It happened right in front of me and I didn't realize until I arrived at my destination.
TLDR: the female agent made continuous announcements about a dildo in my bag during the screening process to fluster her target (me) while she stole earrings from the bag and did enough normal security things to disguise her intent.
To save someone else, let me tell you the scheme. This took place at the Terminal 1 security checkpoint that is up the ramp and was done by a woman. When I arrived, there was almost no one there. The agent directing traffic sent me to a lane that was empty. My backpack goes through. The person running the scanner got up from her seat to swab my backpack, effectively stopping anyone else from coming through, but again, it's not busy. The machine sounds. She swabs it again and puts the swab through another machine. It's fine. Then she goes and checks the screen and comes back. "You have a dildo (pene in Spanish) in your bag." She just keeps repeating that loudly as she digs through my backpack, which is one that loads from the top so I can't see her hands from my angle. Admittedly, a design flaw. She pulls some stuff out and inspects it, but not everything. This goes on for a couple of minutes, the whole time she is making her dildo announcements. Finally, she pulls my battery powered toothbrush out and says, oh it must be this. At this point a bunch of my stuff is scattered across two bins. I pack everything up, frustrated because my stuff is everywhere over a toothbrush. It does not occur to me to check the stuff in my bag that she didn't pull out. Rookie mistake, and not one I will ever make again. In hindsight, I think she palmed them fairly early in the "inspection" process because they were inside a case inside an inside pocket of the bag, and then the rest was smoke and mirrors.
Edited for typo and to clarify the security checkpoint location.
Second edit. I know that TSA is an American term and is not the term for Mexican airport security, but for the sake of clarity about where the theft took place, I used a term that folks traveling through would know. Airport security, baggage screening, etc. can mean several things and I wanted to be specific.