r/fixedbytheduet • u/Filipino-Asker • 11d ago

/r/all 😭

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

there is an incredible twitter thread from a somewhat feminine gay guy who kissed a lesbian thinking she was a twink, and she thought he was a masc lesbian.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 11d ago

Queered into straight 🤣

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u/jesslizann 11d ago

The Sexuality Horseshoe

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u/alghiorso 11d ago

Coaxed into a snafu, literally

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u/kanrad 11d ago

Unintended death by Snu Snu.

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u/Cloberella 11d ago

Queered too close to the Sun

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u/User14482 11d ago

Okay thats a new sentence for me :D

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u/BumWink 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sqktFBeWqMXC

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u/butt-barnacles 11d ago

This gif sent me lmao what is this from

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u/GGABueno 11d ago

That's Cristiano Ronaldo on his Manchester United days, early on his career. One of the first widely shared gifs that I remember lol.

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u/butt-barnacles 11d ago edited 11d ago

Thank you! The look of sheer disappointment on his face is absolutely priceless to the point I thought it might be from a skit, the fact that it’s real is even better

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 7d ago

This is making the rounds again....

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 11d ago

IIRC it was in Brighton which completes the stereotype (Brighton is the queer capital of Britain).

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u/Putrid_Macaron3225 11d ago

Now this is a good romance anime start

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u/Scalpels 10d ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen a teaser for that anime, but I can't seem to find it online.

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u/Obesz 11d ago

And then some comedian stole it

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter 11d ago

Horseshoe theory strikes again

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u/fncomputerboy 11d ago

That’s why none of that shit even matters. If you’re attracted to someone it’s just that. Don’t try to fight it or read too much into it because you’re going against human nature itself by doing so. Not saying we should give into every primal instinct but when it comes to sex our bodies usually know what’s up.

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u/Flat_News_2000 11d ago

Well yeah but people will always want to label themselves something so they feel included.

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u/GambitsAce23 11d ago

Accidental straight

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 11d ago

Sounds like they're attracted to each other, so I don't see the problem, unless it's really the equipment they're concerned about using.

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

i think they both thought it was amusing. it wasn't like a love connection, more of a drunken kiss at a music festival or event of some sort.