My neighbours are having crazy sex and its making me horny

[u/DryTraffic342]

my bedroom has a window and the neighbours have their bedroom window direct in line to mine. I keep my window open to have some good air and our neighbours do the same I guess. But since some days I got to know an unmarried couple moved in there and man the sex they have is the craziest I have known, the guy spanks her like he's slapping the shit out of someone so loud and so many times and the girls moans are just too loud and too perfect. now the issue is due to all this I should be annoyed which I was one time but then I get horny everytime I hear them. I have audio recorded one just for the purpose of mastrubating. they do it more often even though they're working professionals I guess. Every night this and then in the middle of the days on wed, thur at 3 pm. I am just going crazy and so much horny due to them

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[u/ghoulsfools]

[u/Most_Performance8763]

send recording for proof

[u/calledvivek → u/Most_Performance8763]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fl0B5TLMTYLPvNervP

[u/calledvivek]

Just close the window lil bro🥀

https://giphy.com/gifs/bqT0czzQSKWKYgZ7Ax

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/calledvivek]

Its summer, plus I just get a lot horny when I hear them having such a great sex while I am just here lying down scrolling phone

[u/stepbrother888 → u/DryTraffic342]

just ask them why not 😭

[u/imabducted233]

I-im like pretty sure recording them is a crime of some sorts?

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/imabducted233]

I didn't video tape them I audio record it, they're not naked in window bro they keep the windows open while having sex and make a lot of noise

[u/imabducted233 → u/DryTraffic342]

still, a really unethical thing to do man.

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/imabducted233]

I know its unethical but I am not making noises? and its their noise coming to my house.

[u/imabducted233 → u/DryTraffic342]

Thats not what I meant. Dont develop a habit of recording people having sex, even if its just a sound. Thats a slippery slope

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/imabducted233]

I understand that, I would delete it I am sorry

[u/burchodi69]

Toh bhai muth maaro na reddit pe batake sabki gand mt jalao

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/burchodi69]

Bhai I am also jealous to have active sexlife like that that's why I posted

[u/burchodi69 → u/DryTraffic342]

Akele jealous ho yaar mujhe bhi kara diya 😭

[u/burchodi69 → u/[deleted]]

Ladkiya bhi karti hai bhai 😆. Aur i don't think yeh ladki hai

[u/burchodi69 → u/[deleted]]

Nhi yaar ladkiya bhi tharki hoti hai par itni bhi nhi 💀

[u/_the_lord_omni]

You should be ashamed for recording them although Ik it's a karma farming post 🥰

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/_the_lord_omni]

I just have the audio recording of them and not any video, and if you think this is karma farming then you're free to ignore

[u/S_aura_vv → u/DryTraffic342]

Mai kaise man lu audio hai

[u/No-History-5685 → u/S_aura_vv]

audio sunne ka mann toh muje b karra h abb 😭😭

[u/unstable_minddd]

Damm, I've experienced something similar back in 2019. I was in my 2nd year of college, used to stay in a rented apartment. There was a couple from my college living in the adjacent building, we could see their window and balcony. We had to close our curtains and windows because we (4 boys) got so fucking jealous lol. We just saw a few things but that was enough to not pay attention, for our peace of mind.

[u/ronit09]

😄😄recording bhejna bhai

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/[deleted]]

to them? I don't know them

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/[deleted]]

wtf

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/[deleted]]

not for me

[u/Suspect_No_1]

Idk why people in comments are defending the couple and asking you to delete the audio , ya its unethical but isnt the window keeping open while doing it also unethical ?

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/Suspect_No_1]

that's what I was thinking as well. I am doing all this in my premises and I didn't even video record them, and neither I have intent to blackmail them or leak the audio.

[u/Turbo_Glitch]

[u/Severe_Yellow3515]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

[u/Thandaepapa]

When the wife is out working call her and tell her to keep the voices down ....and watch it all burn

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/Thandaepapa]

they're new and I don't know them, Although I am curious to find their age and what all they do that they have so much sex throughout the week

[u/Thandaepapa → u/DryTraffic342]

Then get urself a man too 🤪 not thrt hard for a girl

[u/icedlattewithcaramel]

[u/No-Contest9067]

Tell them that the noise is disturbing others 

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/No-Contest9067]

See this is what I am thinking too, like the noises they make, its clearly audible to everyone nearby they make that loud of a noise and still no one told them I guess

[u/No-Contest9067 → u/DryTraffic342]

Old people in the society don't try to speak in such situations, you being a young guy saying this in a decent way would be a better option 

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/No-Contest9067]

Yes I thought of the same to confront but then I am confused if in future it will get akward with them

[u/Ze-r-0]

First post I see after opening the app btw and I'm gonna close it now.

[u/Savings_Start4305]

Chiii

[u/Middle-Examination68]

Start reversemoaning when they are. Make them self aware

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/Middle-Examination68]

my friends said the same

[u/Middle-Examination68 → u/DryTraffic342]

Did you try? Share updates lol

[u/FiendPulse]

Creep.

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/FiendPulse]

😭😭

[u/ADITYAbanned]

Are bhai😂😂😂😂, ek gf banale bhai

[u/fasadphutej_]

use a nsfw flair for this post

[u/tall_specimen_69]

Wtf

[u/TwoNo6304]

Proof or didn't happen 

[u/Victor_710]

Meri hi galti hai maine reddit khola

(also send recording or didn't happen)

https://giphy.com/gifs/3PA6SMTjvOumYBVQoA

[u/Status_Ad74]

Just get yourself a bf already girl

[u/Attention_0]

Get a partner spank harder,moan louder make them jealous assert dominance.

[u/ApprehensiveTip02]

Now that's some good starter for the day

[u/Tasty-Philosopher892]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

i know he is lying but can't prove it.

[u/Scared_Criticism7645]

Idk what tf did i just read but it's the perfect dream for cuxks

[u/Big-Introduction6720]

Join them

[u/idontknowyawr]

drop the audio mate

[u/Real-Economy-8684]

[u/mahindro_singh_dhuni]

need the proof for educational purpose

[u/ForwardScratch7741]

Ts mf is creepy asl

Tfym you got the recording

Holy shit

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/ForwardScratch7741]

audio recording

[u/Revolutionary_Mix247]

if you can't be them, join 'em. /s

[u/iamdaworld]

Go look for a job bsdk, you can karma farm later as well.

[u/DryTraffic342 → u/iamdaworld]

I have a job madarchod 🥰 Its sunday today