Which is better tho

[u/gentlebloomxx]

[u/Inigomntoya]

I have a neighbor who wore this mask and brought his kids around for Halloween.

I thought I was being robbed.

[u/Ignorad → u/Inigomntoya]

Mistook him for the Hamburglar?

[u/mormez → u/Ignorad]

🥇

[u/PantsaVor5622083 → u/Inigomntoya]

He just wants to purge.

[u/Vlad_the_Intendor → u/Inigomntoya]

When I was 14 I went to close the blinds in my room at night and had a vivid image of the Burger King King standing outside my window hit me. And it freaked me out so much I went into the living room and asked my dad what he would do if he went to the window and the Burger King King was staring in at him.

“I would shit. I would shit my pants”.

Now it’s basically a running inside joke in our family.

[u/Hadrian23 → u/Inigomntoya]

You were being robbed, robbed of taste.

[u/True-Locksmith-5312 → u/Inigomntoya]

hahahaha