So if you are poor and looking for an easy way to sit on your ass and do nothing while the money rolls in, just get money.

Don’t waste that precious PTO day sick and rotting on the couch. Waste it on a day when you’re feeling good rotting on the couch.

If you’re afraid of losing something, LOSE IT and stop being afraid

That way when you say all your exes are crazy it really is not your fault!

May the odds be in your favor.

Lots of east asian languages write from right to left (korean, chinese, japanese etc.), so you’d never have problems with smudging again!

According to Sam Vines, bad shoes cost $10 and last one year while good shoes cost $50 and last ten years. So with the good shoes you effectively save $50 after ten years which works out to approximately a 7.18% return on investment per year compounding. That's a pretty damn good return on investment so you can just keep buying shoes and make a fortune over time.

I developed schizophrenia without meth cause it runs in my family but apparently meth helps it along quite a lot. I got the unlimited money hack. social services agency don't evven check on me to see if im still crazy or if I got a bit better and am able to work.

. Not only will your dead corpse help nourish new life, once the tree gets old enough and gets uprooted by high wind, just make sure that you get a tree seed known for this, not only will it fall over, but it will scare the crap out of anyone walking by seeing your skeleton Tangled up in the tree roots.

One way to do this would be to create an account of just you doing various things, but mark them as AI-generated. Maybe add a smoothening filter to make it believable. Now the government will be puzzled as to how an AI face made it onto their databases, and companies will avoid using your face to train their models! This... probably... works!! Great for the surveillance-wary.