That's when he's at his weakest.

Go for leg kicks until he's shaking, then hit him with an uchimata.

Hope this helps.

Stand on the 10 meter board and tell someone to shoot you in the stomach. Because in movies when you are shot and fall in the middle of river, you breathe and swim unconsciously and are found ashore a couple of days later.

Now you don't have to worry about armpit hair and you can save on deodorant! This is because when you get loose skin surgery, they cut out your armpit and pull excess skin into your armpit area.

You’re paying premium rent for a home you barely haunt. Make it make sense!

Locate a human on the exact opposite shift and begin a seamless existence swap. (If you're lucky, you could find someone who works in your own sweat shop) With enough coordination, you’ll never cross paths as you alternate occupancy like a well-run timeshare.

Catch - be sure to not move in with someone who uses single ply tissues. Keep those heathens miles away!

Also, avoid Ben from HR, cos those bedsheets are how you get crabs!

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I was thinking about a really crazy idea. I was thinking to myself, what if you borrowed 1 billion from the bank? Okay, you owe all that money to the bank. But what if you bought the company from the bank for that amount? You wouldn't owe the owner or the bank anymore because you would be the owner and the bank would be yours too

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Show up late with your friends and say you had a flat tire. Just keep your stories straight which tire went flat.

With higher costs of living, people are less inclined to have kids.