r/HaloMemes 4h ago

CortanOC Lil bro's gonna learn a new definition of spanking today

385 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 4h ago

CortanOC I found this old thingy on my cellphone, I wanted to share it.

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95 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 5h ago

Craigpost The schizophrenia meds ain't working too good

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26 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 22h ago

Craigpost My brains last thought before I bleed out

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477 Upvotes

Project wing cap mod on steam workshop for mcc


r/HaloMemes 1d ago

CortanOC hehe

652 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 5h ago

Craigpost I hope i'm not the only one who thought of this

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8 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 1d ago

Craigpost ...

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757 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 17h ago

CortanOC Earth

23 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 1d ago

Craigpost Not mentioning any names, but it rhymes with Ridden Inferior

73 Upvotes

Halo studios announce literally anything: *queue the music*


r/HaloMemes 1d ago

Craigpost Found this.

89 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 1d ago

CortanOC Spartan 2s are just space knights

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34 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 1d ago

Craigpost If the Master Chief had to take exams

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70 Upvotes

I need a pen.

Wake me... when grades come out.

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at that desk? Sir. Finishing this test.

When I joined this class, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy data sheets. We had feathers! Two feathers and a stick for the whole class - and we had to share the stick!

Thought I'd try guessing my way out. Mix things up a little.

Don't make a college a promise... if you know you can't keep it.

The graders are blind, Arbiter. But I will make them see.

I am a monument to all your wrong answers.

Were it so easy... to pass.

This test is finished. No, I think we're just getting started.

What if you fail? I won't.

Before this is over, promise me you'll check your work.

Sir, permission to leave the exam hall. For what purpose, Master Chief? To give the examiners back their paper.

Current objective: Survive.

Dear humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the exam board just blew up our revision timetable.


r/HaloMemes 1d ago

Craigpost Struck gold while scrolling

139 Upvotes

This dude makes informative videos on wildlife with halo references and puns and they are soo good

Instagram: lifeundrglass


r/HaloMemes 2d ago

CortanOC You're wort

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1.4k Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 2d ago

34Repost Nine y.o Me thought this was the coolest thing ever

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1.8k Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 1d ago

Craigpost Oh Recon, you're no Recon.

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424 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 2d ago

CortanOC What the last dentist appointment felt like.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 2d ago

34Repost Geeked vs Locked in

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764 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 2d ago

CortanOC More or less

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613 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 2d ago

CortanOC Both have happened in the lore

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143 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 3d ago

Craigpost First time?

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544 Upvotes

Dunno what "Craigpost" means


r/HaloMemes 3d ago

CortanOC Still rewatch the series from time to time

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251 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 2d ago

Craigpost I got bored and was watching some The Expanse clips and ended up making this.

72 Upvotes

I promise I am not drunk. Please put any hate in the commenst. (Please turn on your audio it will be fine.)


r/HaloMemes 3d ago

Craigpost Master Chief what are you doing in a horror game ?

82 Upvotes

r/HaloMemes 4d ago

Craigpost If this your's childhood, you already know 🤣

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2.2k Upvotes