Turns out I have termites...

Had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole f'ing bucket of chicken--the sandman is comin.

Every time I see a Scion TC out in the wild, I do a little chant to myself.

Was bored so I did a thing.

Could not stop laughing, pretty sure I looked insane but these are great slacks!

I signed off on the proofs.

Full disclosure: this is not edited, that is his actual voice (I left the second segment in for the sake of transparency). I came across this while looking up on the handful of meteorites that rained down in Ohio a few months back.

...is essentially identical to Melvin's in becoming the Toxic Avenger! Only recently made the connection.

Both fell into open vats of radioactive waste on the back of a truck, one with super-intelligent ants from eating RAM.

Grace Ryan definitely had the better overall outcome, in having a "normal"--by Frisky Dingo standards, at least--life, being able to transform to and from lovely news lady to super-powered buxom hot baddy, with relative ant-strength.

Poor Melvin became a super-powered mutant freak do-gooder, whose girlfriend was blind.

I think we all know what song.

Plus, we'll get em boob jobs.

I frickin’ love Chinatown!