r/ClevelandGuardians 17 Mar 25 '26

2026 Who's Who of the Cleveland Guardians

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u/wundy 🐐 PM me ur GOATs 🐐 Mar 25 '26

pinning the other images for visibility~

Infielders

Outfielders

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u/Buckeye_CFB Mar 25 '26

Was this from a publication, or did you make this yourself? This is really good

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

Made it myself! I'm a professional graphic designer and sometimes I like to make things for fun :)

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u/neon-rose A little stitious Mar 25 '26

Hey me too! Except I make things like this

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

He’s adorably angry and I love him

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u/Mediocre-Property-48 Mar 25 '26

Nicely done! You too neon-rose

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u/neon-rose A little stitious Mar 25 '26

🤣🤣

all the flowers to shuddupmeg 💐

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u/ZipperJJ Rosey Stan Mar 25 '26

Show a little enthusiasm, Roctober! We like you now!

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u/thecrystalballofpop ⭐️Brayan Rocchio Fan Club⭐️ Mar 26 '26

His face looks sad & scared. They need to update these stock photos.

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 26 '26

That is unfortunately his official headshot for the year 😭

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u/thecrystalballofpop ⭐️Brayan Rocchio Fan Club⭐️ Mar 26 '26

Hilarious! It’s kind of why I root for him. He’s like my sweet teenage nephew with the personality of a puppy. I’m invested in his ups & downs. This year he took a bad school photo. He was having a bad day. He’s emotional like his aunt!

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 26 '26

He gives such little brother energy. Honestly I find it difficult to NOT root for him at this point.

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u/thecrystalballofpop ⭐️Brayan Rocchio Fan Club⭐️ Mar 26 '26

Agree! His spirit is an underrated piece that makes this team so goblin-tastic & lovable.

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u/CaptainMarty69 Mar 25 '26

I am so ready for this season to start. Sadly I won’t be able to watch much of the first two series since those start times are so dang late

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u/rickymcninja Mar 25 '26

I just turn off the scores and watch the replay in the morning

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

ALL IMAGES (because I didn't realize all three didn't upload)

Infielders

Outfielders

Pitchers

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u/Zoolanderek Mar 25 '26

Now where is the outfield?! Lol

And technically David Fry came through Milwaukee’s minor league system.

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

I just realized that it didn't upload all 3 pictures! The rest are on Twitter and BlueSky under the @ shuddupmeg and on Instagram under the @ caughtlookincle.

Edit: also you're right re: Fry! He just feels like a Cleveland boy that I didn't even double check lol

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u/Zoolanderek Mar 25 '26

Awesome, I liked these a lot, I actually went out of my way to look that others!

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u/ironbeagle99 Columbus Clippers Mar 25 '26

why is hosey looking at me like that

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

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u/ironbeagle99 Columbus Clippers Mar 25 '26

my dominican pookie bear

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u/ClearContact Mar 25 '26

Jose Ramirez is my favorite player, so therefore Jose Ramirez is Jose Ramirez’ favorite player.

That checks out.

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u/Wallis614 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

As a Clippers fan this roster makes me happy. Full disclosure: I realize ownership would rather bring players up through the minors than spend $$$ on free agents, but I’m looking on the bright side! 🤩🤣

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

The way I see it is we've been begging for them to play the kids for years now and they're FINALLY listening. So I'm going to enjoy watching them play!!

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u/Ntippit Mar 25 '26

I’m so happy to have Fry back to his full form. He is such a luxury 

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

I cannot waaaaait until he's back to 100%! His ability to bop around the field and play where ever is so SO helpful! He gave a dugout interview during spring training and it sounds like they're hoping to get him into the outfield in a couple of months 🤞

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u/wundy 🐐 PM me ur GOATs 🐐 Mar 25 '26

this is soooo good! can I add to the sidebar like your guide from last year?

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

Absolutely!!

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u/ChrisKnight75 Mar 25 '26

And hopefully we'll have some of the names that go with those faces before their first at-bat.

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u/canttakethshyfrom_me Mar 25 '26

Same amount of attention the OF gets from the front office, LOL.

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

I didn't realize that all three images didn't upload! Check the comments - I put them all there!

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u/canttakethshyfrom_me Mar 26 '26

Just teasing - I like the design!

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u/InROCfromCLE Mar 25 '26

Wait I thought Rocchio played for team Italy

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u/420DonCheadle420 Mar 25 '26

He did. He is Venezuelan with Italian heritage as well, enough to qualify him to play for team Italy. He’s mainly Venezuelan though

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u/MettaWorldWarTwo Mar 25 '26

"Mainly Venezuelan" is funny. And props on not saying "He's like 60% Venezuelan" as if someone can be 60% of anything.

People can be two things at once because there's cultural context behind identity and it's not an either or. It would be like saying "I'm 100% a Guardians fan on my dad's side and 100% a Browns fan on my mom's side so I'm 50% Browns and 50% Guardians"

Nope. You're a Browns fan, a Guardians fan and miserable but you live with hope.

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u/420DonCheadle420 Mar 25 '26

Yeah lol I think his country of citizenship being Venezuela is what warrants the “mainly” designation.

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u/MettaWorldWarTwo Mar 27 '26

That was purely accidental 🤣

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u/shuddupmeg 17 Mar 25 '26

He did! Only in the WBC final and only got like 1 at bat though. He's Italian via his grandpa.

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u/thecrystalballofpop ⭐️Brayan Rocchio Fan Club⭐️ Mar 26 '26

His paternal grandfather, right?

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u/ElectronicAccident24 Mar 25 '26

a lot of Italian migration to Venezuala around WWII !

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u/Altruistic-Zone1664 Diamond C Mar 25 '26

This offense is so fucked if Chase is not really good. It's depressing every year to have to deal with Dolan being a cheapskate, especially when the other two owners in the city are two of the highest spenders in their respective leagues.

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u/thecrystalballofpop ⭐️Brayan Rocchio Fan Club⭐️ Mar 26 '26

Connor Brogdon might be hot. I need to see some tape first to form an opinion though.

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u/xChoke1x Mar 26 '26

If you just look at our guys.....They totally look like an adult version of The Bad News Bears. Lol