r/AskReddit • u/practicalnoob69 • Apr 23 '19

Reddit admins, how much time do you spend daily lurking on Reddit?

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u/D_Steve595 Apr 23 '19

three

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Days?!

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u/m0tta Apr 23 '19

Speed.

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u/JesusSeaWarrior Apr 23 '19

Clearly this god is a phony, wasn't even speed savvy!

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u/AgentPanKake Apr 23 '19

Nice username, take my upvote

12

u/Only_In_The_Evening Apr 23 '19

Fuck Ash

7

u/Clinterpottrmus Apr 23 '19

That's pretty... hetero?

22

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

three

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u/Bluified Apr 23 '19

One, two, three, two, three, FOUR!

8

u/pippin91 Apr 23 '19

So, Ash, essentially?

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u/VeryLittleNightmares Jun 14 '19

Even though it was 51 days ago... r/rainbow6

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u/NSC745 Apr 23 '19

More than the 2 speed

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u/reindeer73 Apr 23 '19

r/stims for the memes

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

I see your upvotes but I can't figure out the joke. Has it something to do with my username? Please, help me out, will you?

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u/imsorryisuck Apr 24 '19

i understood that reference

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u/try-again-later- Apr 23 '19

Years

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

That's more like it

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u/Deont0s Apr 23 '19

Maybe four

1

u/TheUncrustable Apr 24 '19

Look, buddy, I'm just a dancer

3

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Eternities

3

u/BasketballHighlight Apr 24 '19

We have 3 days to live!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Grace

2

u/pagwin Apr 23 '19

nah dude he spends 3 weeks on reddit every day

2

u/a_lost_spark Apr 23 '19

Three days daily

1

u/Oznondescriptperson Apr 23 '19

Level of toastiness

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Three, bro. Three.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Three days every day

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u/Talik1978 Apr 23 '19

Fiddy

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u/heraldoftheplague Apr 24 '19

I ain't giving no god damn loch ness monster tree fiddy

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Boutta

4

u/Steaky-Pancaky Apr 24 '19

Head out y’all want anything?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/Steaky-Pancaky Apr 24 '19

Oh sh**, here we go again

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

take it or leave it

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u/rRonbow333 Apr 23 '19

Just about to make that joke

14

u/big-shaq-skrra Apr 23 '19

A man of few words

13

u/CardinaIRule Apr 23 '19

In a row?!

4

u/TheDisapprovingBrit Apr 23 '19

Try not to shitpost on your way through the parking lot!

2

u/ReadingFromTheToilet Apr 24 '19

Hey get back here!

7

u/modkipod Apr 23 '19

Are you a snail?

3

u/TheArzonite Apr 23 '19

About tree fiddy.

3

u/PixxlMan Apr 23 '19

Why say many word when few word do trick?

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u/ten3roberts Apr 23 '19

Aah yes. The same amount a snail sleeps. What a coincidence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Take it or leave it

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Apr 24 '19

Just like the majestic snail.

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u/FTWTF1 Apr 23 '19

¿T W O?

1

u/Illokonereum Apr 23 '19

Three time?

1

u/Maxxetto Apr 23 '19

About tree fiddy?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

two

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Fiddy

1

u/bogeyed5 Apr 23 '19

Three fiddy

1

u/FickleChocolate Apr 23 '19

GabeN probably: No

1

u/MrGrampton Apr 23 '19

damn, I'll rate that dolphin out of giraffes

1

u/overtore Apr 23 '19

How do you become an admin

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

How about tree fiddy?

1

u/StrikeTeamForLife Apr 23 '19

One, two, five!

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u/Pl4y3r_4n0n0m0u5 Apr 24 '19

Snails sleep three noises intensify

1

u/Dee_Are_Johnny Apr 24 '19

About 3 time units sir

1

u/beezum Apr 24 '19

Hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

same

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

4, maybe 5.

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u/RidiculousLittle Apr 24 '19

That fast huh?

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u/Dogcatwhatoof Sep 20 '19

four

1

u/D_Steve595 Sep 20 '19

no no no not that much