r/AskReddit • u/practicalnoob69 • Apr 23 '19

Reddit admins, how much time do you spend daily lurking on Reddit?

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u/practicalnoob69 Apr 23 '19

They browse reddit during work , right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Some do, but all of them do it during their lunch.

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u/br0000d Apr 23 '19

all of them do it during their lunch.

yeah, we are forced to browse Reddit at lunch (send help)

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u/linhalpha Apr 23 '19

Here's some sandwiches 🥪

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u/br0000d Apr 23 '19

What kind?

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u/sodypop Apr 23 '19

Hot dogs.

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u/_Ultimaaaate Apr 23 '19

hot dogs are a taco not a sandwich

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u/sodypop Apr 23 '19

Tacos are sandwiches so the math checks out.

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u/_Ultimaaaate Apr 23 '19

alright now thats too far

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u/DrumletNation Apr 23 '19

Burritos are just submarine sandwiches with less bread.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

This man gets it. Sandwich anarchists unite.

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u/TGReddit25 Apr 23 '19

Surrounding something with carbs makes it a sandwich,

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u/CaptainMuffenz Apr 23 '19

You know when you think about it, tacos aren’t sandwich because it’s using only 1 piece of bread and by definition a sandwich needs 2 pieces of bread. It’s more like a crepe I would say

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u/beatmydoglikewiz Apr 23 '19

But subs are a conjoined piece of bread, like hot dog buns. So, by that logic, hot dogs are subs, which is technically a sandwich.

So technically hotdogs are sandwiches, but legally they’re subs

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u/Sound_calm Apr 24 '19

what if I wanted just half a sandwich so I cut 1 piece of bread in 2 and use that as the sandwich bread

What if I constructed a sandwich without the top piece and folded it

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u/LogicalDrinks Apr 23 '19

So you're claiming sandwiches is a transitive set then?

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u/electric_ocelots Apr 23 '19

Harvard wants to know your location

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u/Mastershroom Apr 23 '19

Are Pop-Tarts ravioli?

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u/beatmydoglikewiz Apr 23 '19

Of course. What else would they be?

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u/dharmon19 Apr 23 '19

This admin maths

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u/MacMacfire Apr 23 '19

THE SANDWICH LIBERALS WILL FALL!

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u/joejoe903 Apr 23 '19

What kind of monster are you

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u/ollieboio Apr 24 '19

Where does the burrito come in then?

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u/beatmydoglikewiz Apr 23 '19

Hot dogs are subs not tacos

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u/arianbleidd Apr 23 '19

There's a sub for both

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u/extant1 Apr 23 '19

Turn the hot dog 90 degrees, it's now a sandwich.

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u/EyelidsMcBirthwater Apr 23 '19

Interim sandwiches

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u/br0000d Apr 23 '19

Wait a minute...

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u/bro Apr 24 '19

Onions

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u/SingShredCode Apr 23 '19

Are you trying to start a war?

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u/dangheck Apr 23 '19

That’s bait.

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u/MicrosoftTay Apr 23 '19

I see you're looking to start a sandwich fight today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

This triggers me.

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u/OedipusR3x Apr 23 '19

A hero's work is never done.

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u/Bitbatgaming Apr 23 '19

Please browse the mechanical keyboard subreddit then

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u/Bitbatgaming Apr 23 '19

Here, i'll send a sandwich 🥪

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u/CommanderGumball Apr 23 '19

Wait you're one of them too??

Curse this optional red name, here I was thinking you were just extra involved in this thread.

My life is a lie.

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u/TahsinTariq Apr 23 '19

Hey, can I get a "reddit noob" symbol (preferably yellow) beside my name?

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u/MajorParadox Apr 23 '19

Where is the jobs page again? Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Oh oof... take my virtual hug (>^_^)>

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u/br0000d Apr 24 '19

<(^ _ ^ < )

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u/R____I____G____H___T Apr 23 '19

They must be fun at parties

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u/TheVitoCorleone Apr 23 '19

Quiet lunch parties.

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u/sunsethacker Apr 23 '19

I wonder if it's similar to Finnish bus top personal space levels of awkward.

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u/7Seyo7 Apr 23 '19 edited Apr 23 '19

Ditt användarnamn är svårt att missa, kul att se dig utanför Sweddit. Å andra sidan verkar du posta väldigt mycket

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u/hopvax Apr 23 '19

Yeah, fuck eating in any common space. I'm not trying to fix your daughter's laptop (again) during my only break.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited May 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

There was one of these askreddit threads a while back that a ton of admin responded to cuz it was their lunch break

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u/teebob21 Apr 23 '19

and the redesign never happened

Apparently I am an admin now

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited May 04 '19

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u/teebob21 Apr 23 '19

I must have forgot my /s again

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u/futurarmy Apr 23 '19

So that's why it randomly goes to the redesign and logs me out occasionally?

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u/Luckrider Apr 23 '19

The redesign never happened if you use old.reddit.com. I even have an extension that forces it when I get linked to reddit with a link that doesn't have the old subdomain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited May 04 '19

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u/Luckrider Apr 23 '19

I am opted out, but it doesn't always load correctly, especially if not logged in for some reason.

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u/plssaythatagain Apr 23 '19

Basically just "lol look what I had to take down today"

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u/RanaktheGreen Apr 23 '19

It's called RES.

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u/theaverage_redditor Apr 23 '19

Given their bosses actually have those analytics on hand...maybe not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I dont know why but I thought that being an admin was their job? I thought they get paid to keep Reddit from falling into chaos, amongst other things.