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r/ApplyingToCollege • u/jortbru1299 Retired Moderator • Sep 13 '20
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To the admissions officer reading this: I personally swear that if you admit me and PM me I'll buy you $10,000 worth of ice cream. Yes this is a bribe. Yes I know you love ice cream. Now let me in.
9 u/pandatoothy31 Dec 03 '20 Lmao. 10,000 for a Stanford acceptance letter would be a steal. And now I want ice cream
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Lmao. 10,000 for a Stanford acceptance letter would be a steal. And now I want ice cream
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u/house_MC Dec 03 '20
To the admissions officer reading this: I personally swear that if you admit me and PM me I'll buy you $10,000 worth of ice cream. Yes this is a bribe. Yes I know you love ice cream. Now let me in.